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Your Inner Tweety


I AM THE VERY MODEL
OF A CARTOON INDIVIDUAL

by Paul Rugg

A parody of Gilbert & Sullivan's "I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General"

 

Yakko:

I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite

When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up, and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries
From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lamps and Bert who is a cannibal

Yakko Wakko Dot:

You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!


Your Inner Tweety

Copyright 2011 www.yuckles.com

 

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