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To boa or not to boa, that is the question. -- Steve

What did the naughty little diamondback say to his big sister? "Don't be such a rattle-tail!" -- Carol

Monogrammed towels: "Hiss" and "Herps". Don't worry, be herpy. You always herp the one you love. Keep going...more snake jokes and puns below...

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What does an exhibitionistic snake wear to the beach? A pythong. -- Carole B. What's a picnic? A snack in the grass. -- Sandra Wolf What is a snake's favorite subject? Hissssstory! -- CrazeeGal5@aol.com What does a boa constrictor use to make herself look prettier? Hair coilers! -- Louie Bon (woof!)

What kind of snake is completely different? A Monty python. -- The "Artful" Bodger Knock, knock. Who's there? Snakeskin. Snakeskin who? Snakeskin bite, but we'd rather run away. -- Bailey How does a snake shoot something? With a boa and arrow! -- Todd What did the snake say to "Sylvester the Cat"? Nothing. He was ssssspeechlesssss! - Puppy2000@aol.com What do you call a snake without any clothes on? Snaked! -- Hannah Stafford, Aberdeen, Scotland Why is a snake so smart? Because you can't pull its leg! -- Hannah Stafford, Aberdeen, Scotland

Why is a snake so careless? Because it keeps losing its skin! -- Hannah Stafford, Aberdeen, Scotland What does a snake radio DJ say? "Snake, rattle and roll!" -- Hannah Stafford, Aberdeen, Scotland Hey Frank, are we venomous? Why do you want to know? 'Cause I just bit my tongue! -- Richar9476@aol.com What does a well-dressed snake wear? A "boa" tie! -- Bill Stupi, Elizabeth, NJ What kind of snake keep its car the cleanest? Windshield vipers! -- Parker Deay What is a snake's favorite footwear? Snakers, of course! -- Todd How do snakes show they love you? They give you hugs and hisses! -- Todd

What happens when a snake gets mad? It throws a "hisssssy-fit"! -- Kevin Crace What is the most popular snake dialect? Boomslang! -- Zeeb What kind of snake can do math in the dark? A night adder! -- Zeeb What kind of snake did Roger the shrubber ( from Monty Python and the Holy Grail ) use to help him round up some shrubbery? A bushmaster! -- Zeeb What kind of snakes get to hug the bride at a wedding? Garter snakes! -- Zeeb What do snakes do at the end of a date? They give each other a goodnight hiss! -- Kjremmers@aol.com What kind of snake can "cut a rug" with the best of them? A carpet python! -- Anonymous Keep going...more snake jokes and puns below...

What snake do you bow to? A kingsnake -- Anonymous Who married the kingsnake? Well, the queensnake of course! -- Anonymous What prize was given for first place? A blue ribbon snake! -- Anonymous What snake is a member of the band?The RATTLEsnake! -- AnonymousHow can you revive a snake that looks dead? With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation! -- LaLaLua@aol.com How did the snakes bust out of jail? They scaled the wall! -- LaLaLua@aol.com What kind of slippers do snakes wear? Water moccasins! -- LaLaLua@aol.com Keep going...more snake jokes and puns below...

What do snakes put on their kitchen floors? Rep-tiles! -- LaLaLua@aol.com How do you measure a snake? In inches. They dont have any feet! -- LaLaLua@aol.com If you crossed a snake with a robin, what kind of bird would you get? A swallow! -- LaLaLua@aol.com What did the cobra say to the flute player? Charmed to meet you! -- LaLaLua@aol.com What would you get if you crossed a newborn snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa! -- LaLaLua@aol.com What do snakes take for an upset stomach? Repto-Bismol. -- Ian T. Campbell Why couldn't the female snake have any babies? Because she'd had a hiss-terectomy! -- Mecarlsn@aol.com Keep going...more snake jokes and puns below...

What should a ghost yell if it wants to scare a snake? "BOA!" -- Mecarlsn@aol.com Why was the water moccasin suspended from the swim team? He was failing Hisss-tory. -- Mecarlsn@aol.com Why did the snake laugh so hard she started to cry? She thought the joke was hisss-terical. -- Mecarlsn@aol.com Why do snakes go to free clinics? They like the sliding scales! -- Todjob@aol.com Why can't snakes eat soup? No spoon! They only have a forked tongue! -- Todjob@aol.com Why did the wife snake leave her husband at the party? She thought he was making an asp of himself! -- Mecarlsn@aol.com Why didn't the snakes leave Noah's Ark and multiply like all the other animals? They couldn't multiply. They were adders! -- Mike Blaine Keep going...more snake jokes and puns below...

What kind of snake helps clean the dishes? A dish viper! -- Marcia Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other sssssside. -- MPapamaddox@gateway.net How do snakes cook pasta? Heat until the water coils or comes to a slither! (Boils or comes to a simmer.) -- Tim Morrison What do you get if you cross a snake with a builder? A Boa Constructor! -- Thomas Howard Why do snakes squeeze their food? Because they have no arms to hug it! -- Katy Applin What is a snake's favorite song? "Fangs for the Memories"! -- rjjsquir@banet.net What is a snake's favorite dance? The 'Mamba'! -- Thomas Howard Keep going...more snake jokes and puns below...

Where do snakes go to have fun? The boa-ling alley! -- Thomas Howard What clothing might sister snakes share? Co-bras! -- Mecarlsn@aol.com

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