SLOGANS FOR FLORIDA

If you think we can't vote, wait 'til you see us drive.

Home of electile dysfunction.

We count more than you do.

If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.

We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.

Relax, Retire, ReVote.

Viagra voters do it again!

Where your vote counts and counts and counts.

This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.

We don't just cheat in football.

We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.

Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

Sign on I-95: Florida this way. No that way.
Five miles. Wait...ten miles.