You Might Be A  Drama Queen If...

You identify closely with a soap opera character.

You think Tammy Faye Bakker showed great restraint in the face of adversity.

Your favorite author is Barbara Cartland.

You own a fainting couch and use it...often.

You practice crying prettily in front of the bathroom mirror.

Meryl Streep declined playing your life story because she doesn't have the range.

You go through more than one box of Kleenex per 'cry'.

You've fainted more than once in the past twelve months.

You have ever uttered, "I could just SCREAM!"

Scarlett O'Hara is your role model.

You strike a pose upon entering a room.

You've had a temper-tantrum since turning eighteen.

No one ever asks you how you are because they're afraid you might tell them.

"You Might Be A Drama Queen If..."