|The first thing you need to know about us is, we're consummate smartasses.||Actually, I'm the consummate smartass. She's the penultimate smartass.|
|Also, we have big vocabularies.||You betcha.|
|We met on a blind date. I was nervous, so I talked non-stop.||Let's not forget the chain-smoking.|
|I knew he was"the one" on our second date, but I kept my big yawp shut. Didn't want to terrify the poor guy.||Not just then, anyway.|
|Ahem. Well, here are some choice tidbits about us.||(Do these people really need to know this stuff?)|
|"It's a Wonderful Life"||"Goodfellas" (or any Al Pacino movie)|
|"The Name of the Rose," Umberto Eco||"Confederacy of Dunces," John Kennedy Toole|
|"Madama Butterfly," Puccini||"Night at the Opera," Queen|
|Little Feat||Bruce Springsteen|
|Full-time, work-at-home, self-employed webmaster! Yippee!!!||Director of Public Relations and freelance humorist|
|Professions considered (and abandoned)|
|1. Cartoon voice
2. Seeing-eye dog trainer
3. Goatherd and olive rancher
|Favorite Sports Teams|
|(How'd that get in here?)||NY Giants, Mets, Knicks, NY Rangers|
|Charles Darwin, An Wang, Oskar Schindler||1969 Mets|
|Favorite Beauty Spot|
|Fishlake National Forest, Utah||Zito's Bakery, Manhattan|
|Three words that best describe me:|
|Analytical, optimistic, sleepy||Smart, nice, funny|
|Three things that most people don't know about me:|
|1. I can hum and whistle at the same time.
2. I have prehensile toes.
3. I'm an introvert.
|1. I know everything.
2. I can do anything.
3. I'm never wrong.
|Where you can find me online:|
Big Dance List - More original fun pages and an animated dancing pages directory.
|Name Games - Sports fan t-shirts.
Sports Nuts - Sports themed t-shirts and gifts for men, women and kids.
Sports Nuts News - Hilarious sports blog by a loudmouth New Yorker with bona fide writing chops.
Cafe Pretzel - Twisted humor t-shirts and gifts.
Silly as we wanna be!