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BIO
| RHEA | STEVE |
| The first thing you need to know about us is, we're consummate smartasses. | Actually, I'm the consummate smartass. She's the penultimate smartass. |
| Also, we have big vocabularies. | You betcha. |
| We met on a blind date. I was nervous, so I talked non-stop. | Let's not forget the chain-smoking. |
| I knew he was 'the one' on our second date, but I kept my big yawp shut. Didn't want to terrify the poor guy. | Not just then, anyway. |
| Ahem. Well, here are some choice tidbits about us. | (Do these people really need to know this stuff?) |
| Favorite Movie | |
| "It's a Wonderful Life" | "Goodfellas" (or any Al Pacino movie) |
| Favorite Novel | |
| "The Name of the Rose," Umberto Eco | "Confederacy of Dunces," John Kennedy Toole |
| Favorite Opera | |
| "Madama Butterfly," Puccini | "Night at the Opera," Queen |
| Favorite Band/Performer | |
| Little Feat | Bruce Springsteen |
| Profession | |
| Full-time, work-at-home, self-employed webmaster! Yippee!!! | Director of Communications and freelance humorist |
| Professions considered (and abandoned) | |
| 1. Cartoon voice 2. Seeing-eye dog trainer 3. Goatherd and olive rancher |
1. Mathematician 2. Mathematician 3. Mathematician |
| Favorite Sports Teams | |
| (How'd that get in here?) | NY Giants, Mets, Knicks, NY Rangers |
| Heroes | |
| Charles Darwin, An Wang, Oskar Schindler | 1969 Mets |
| Favorite Cuisine | |
| Italian | Italian |
| Favorite Beauty Spot | |
| Fishlake National Forest, Utah | Zito's Bakery, Manhattan |
| Three words that best describe me: | |
| Analytical, optimistic, sleepy | Smart, nice, funny |
| Three things that most people don't know about me: | |
| 1. I can hum and whistle at the same time. 2. I have prehensile toes. 3. I'm an introvert. |
1. I know everything. 2. I can do anything. 3. I'm never wrong. |
| Where you can find me online: | |
Big Dance List
- More original fun pages and an animated dancing pages directory. |
Sports Nuts
- Sports themed t-shirts and gifts for men, women and kids. Sports Nuts News - Damn funny sports blog written by a loudmouth New Yorker with bona fide writing chops. Cafe Pretzel - Twisted humor t-shirts and gifts.| |
Yuckles!
Silly as we wanna be!
